Take on New Years Eve in -2 degrees wind chill

I haven't spent a New Years Eve in Times Square in a decade and there is nothing that sounds less appealing than standing with a million drunk fools pissing on each other but this year I'd rather punch myself in the balls than spending tonight in -2 wind chill weather. I have to wonder if there is anybody who is standing there who isn't a complete raging lunatic or at least one of the loneliest losers alive because they don't get an invite to any party that is inside
Anyway, I'll be asleep by the time these morons thaw out