cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Take on Ted Cruz's Masturgate
Ted Cruz once helped file a 76 page brief trying to outlaws sex toys which is interesting because you would thank that a "small government" conservative who hates "over regulation" and supposedly speaks for "individual rights" would have no problem with allowing people their freedom in the privacy of their own homes. What is better though was his college roommate (and constant Cruz Troll) Craig Mazin calling the Cruzonator out for the fact he beat little Teddy silly back in college. Now we have all been accused on that at some point of our lives, so I don't begrudge him the sled pleasure but find the typical Cruz hypocrisy laughable especially considering that I think we are all pretty sure that Ted probably likes a little anal stimulation.