Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Take on random facts

I like the random facts as much as anybody but sometimes I get one
across my screen while taking a dump and feel like puking like the one
about women who can poop out of their vaginas or dudes who can contort
their penises like balloon animals. But what really bothers me is
how this stuff is verified. I mean, I now need to know if this is
true but with the TSA watching, do I want to be caught googling vagina
shitters, I think not.

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

Did you see that Derek Jeter hit a walk-off single in his last at-bat at Yankee Stadium?? Storybook. There is something magical about that guy and his entire career.