Taking on the Whole Food Line

I read somewhere that some group of Japanese researchers showed up at
a Whole Foods to learn about the efficiency of their check out
process. I was standing at the WF at Columba Circle today and was
wondering WTF are those wacky scientists talking about, this line is
taking for f'n ever and for a store which prides (and prices) itself
on it's pleasant shopping experience I found it completely irritating
Not only did the line crawl but with their fancy color bars and
constant announcements I felt like I was standing at Port Authority
So safe me the fancy checkout process and instead mark down the price
of organic blueberries because those things are a total ripoff