As the calendar year turns over people make a lot of proclamations, promises and resolutions. Most times people make New Years Resolutions for themselves (lose weight, quit smoking, finish that novel etc.) and only seldom do they turn their new focus on other people. It's probably because we as humans are inherently self involved which is why in 2010 my resolution is to help people because the TOR forum cannot only be used to promote negativity.
Today our focus is on recycling which you know the editorial board is obsessive about But today's recycling post is not about aluminum cans or newspapers but instead about friends who cannot get out of the rut of recycling the same chicks over and over again. In a city of 20 million people, a country of 300 million people and a world of nearly 6 billion, there is no justification why people continue to dig up re-treads.
You see when a chick cheats on you chances is she will again, when a dude is abusive it's in his blood or when a significant other breaks your heart realize that decision is in their soul. If she annoyed you in three other go-arounds she"ll make you want to poke yourself in your scrotum with an ice-pick during round 4. Any couple that breaks up multiple times during a relationship should be forbidden by law to date again because unless you make it punishable you have already proven you can't make the sane rational decision. Like recycling which without laws enforcing them won't happened.
Just like in recycling, there are certain things that can be picked up by the DPW like newspapers and soda-cans but they explicitly say they will not pick up food covered take-out boxes. These containers are stained with the traces of the night before which just like the recycled chick has a rotten smell to them.
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