Take on the UFO’s

We know the Chinese spy balloon was espionage but trying to figure out what the other three things we shot down were has proven a bit futile. What's starting to become clear is that the chances this thing was a $100 balloons used by AV nerds is getting higher by the second. Of course there are a number of other explanations but being that we haven't recovered fragments of it and that there has been no report that it was foreign at all, so
At this point I'm going with the "it was basically Dustin from Stranger Things" theory.