Thursday, February 2, 2023

Take on the suspected Chinese spy balloon

The Pentagon has been tracking a spy balloon which is floating over our chutney like a Goodyear blimp but this one is emblazoned with TikTok on it. I'm not sure what this thing can collect but I'm also quite sure the Chinese wouldn't send it over and cause a potential international incident unless they thought it was valuable. So I'd go against the advisors and shoot the thing out of the air while it's floating over Nebraska and take my chances that no pieces of debris hit anything other than farmland

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