Take on the Trump Card.

The latest Trump money grab is him convincing his supporters that they need to carry around Trump Cards which look like the thing the SS could have been walking around with in the 40s. I can't understand what carrying this card would accomplish other than to tell the world you are a complete moron but they probably assumed that already when you showed up wearing a red baseball cap

Maybe this thing would look a bit more official had they not hired the TOR proofreader before going to print.