Having spent the last 24 hours in absolute hell, I emphasize with those who have been waterboarded. I took my family to Camelback waterpark for what we had hoped was a nice crescendo to the end of the summer but instead I was left feeling like I got kicked in the nuts repeatedly. First of all they hadn't advertised that 60% of their slides were closed, so what should have been a calm midday trip turned into a bunch of Pennsylvania terrible tattoo having meatheads pushing and shoving kids around trying to get to the Typhoon.
Having a water park with only 4 slides is like having a hot dog stand with no relish or mustard.
Secondly, the Kalahari park up the street was completely closed because of all the flooding, so that added a bunch of rich ass upper east siders.
Then you this magic Fast Pass which they started making available midday to certain people meaning that the 1:15 minute line we were standing in just got another 15 minutes longer.
The entire thing sucked donkey nuts.
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