Take on Matt Gaetz’s unlucky bride

There are nor a lot of people who are bigger creeps than Matt Gaetz. Nobody quite understands his "relationship" with Nestor but he's gone full beard with his latest exploit a girl who isn't nearly as lucky as her name implies.
Anyway, he's apparently married now which he hopes will allow him to use invoke spousal privilege but little does he know but that is only valid for events that happen after you are married so unless he's planning on a ton of other creepy stuff, this might bit have best his best call