Take on the worst vacation ever

I was walking past the Hudson River last week and saw one of those gigantic cruise liners pulling out. It was probably Carnival but who knows. This thing had the slides, the pool, the karaoke, the five course dining, unlimited drinks and likely nice helping of corona virus. I won't tell people how to spend their money or how they should vacation but you couldn't pay me to spend a week in that Petri dish.
Even when we aren't facing a global pandemic, you hear about some stomach bug affecting a cruise line where the entire cruise is puking over the side and diarrheaing in their rooms and you wonder what kind of masochists would put good money for this experience. But with this thing going on, you are basically putting an "undesirable" stamp in your passport because in five days when you would be docking in Aruba or St Thomas and they deny your little bit access to port..you can I'll wish you were stuck at home during a winter storm and not dancing the night away with your fellow cruise loving swingers