Take on #1

It didn't take long but the US is number 1. Sddlybit isn't for Olympic glory or life expectancy but something much darker

We are the number one case of Coronavirus even after our Dear Leader predicted in late January that we would be down to 0 with a little miracle. That miracle now is apparently been moved to Easter when Trump is hoping for full pews.

Anyway, Trump seems to have gotten this one wrong. Hard to judge him a 10.