Take on the Ted Cruz quarantine.

Ted Cruz is going into two week self quarantine and the entire capital rejoiced. He came into contact with the CPAC attendee who tested positive for the virus and is doing the responsible thing. Of course we have no idea if Cruz has the virus and since there aren't enough tests to go around it will be interesting to see if old Ted can get a test before anybody else.
It's the first time I felt bad for the Coronavirus because imagine you at stuck in a room with Ted Cruz for two weeks..that sounds like absolute hell.