Take on Trump in tuxedo

Trump had a black-tie event with the queen yesterday and the only thing you think of when comparing his photo with her majesty and the one of his predecessor is...did he eat Enrico Pallazzo?

Trump looks like a gigantic whale, his white vest buttons seem so strained that they can pop off like a machine gun at any time. His body is so incredibly wide that he takes up virtually the entire frame. He's like a fat penguin waddling over to meet the queen and you just know this slob will spill shrimp marinara all over his shirt