Take on the Mexican deal

Trump has been bragging about this great deal he struck with Mexico, a deal so great that nobody can know the details including the Mexicans. He insists that he'll reveal the contents of the greatest deal shortly which is as believable as the time he said he would release his taxes.

We predict the deal will be as good as advertised which means we will get

- a big beautiful wall on their dime..or peso
- a break in illegal immigration
- tons of cheap Mexican items
- a year worth of tacos
- a case of corona
And we only give up our soul.

Seems like a hell of a deal.