Saturday, June 15, 2019

Take on the suspended campaign

Howard Schultz hid behind some mystery medical condition to bow out of the presidential bid which was the equivalent of the tree falling in the Forrest analogy. Howard Schultz has the personality of a falling tree and his chances of coming out on top for President were about even with de Blasio's. He brought nothing of value to the campaign other than reminding us that hiring a business man with no political pedigree or experience seems like a really bad idea.
But we hope him well in his next endeavor which probably involves opening multiple locations of the same thing within ten feet of one another which kind of reminds me of what the democratic debate stage will look like when they face off in their orange v purple debate.

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