Monday, January 7, 2019

Take on Prime Time Trump

We are going to get wall-to-wall coverage tomorrow when Trump speaks from the Oval Office about his stupid wall. It's hard to know if he'll tell us if it will be steel slats or concrete or made out of the carcasses of dead coyotes but I guess this is why we will have to tune in. We want to ignore it and tune out but he'll likely say something idiotic and I guess we'd like to know if he's going to declare a state of emergency in which case I may need some more bottled water.

He's spent the first week of the New Year trying to retain his monopoly on the headlines basically calling the press out for every time he took a dump just so Nancy Pelosi couldn't get any airtime. and since Trump at the core is a TV personality, there really would be no better venue for him than 9pm tomorrow night when he's likely to spew more falsehoods

The network who puts up a Pinocchio meter next to him and fact checks him live will be the winner of the night

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