Take on Democracy Dies in Darkness

Somebody put out a Washington Post full newspaper for May 1st 2019 announcing Trump's resignation and the world applauded. We know this is likely just parody and not done nearly as well as the Onion but we can hold out hope that this was actually delivered by a DeLorean.
But give whoever did this some credit, well laid out, perfect font and layout and hopefully foretelling of the future but next time you go to this lamoijt of work, can you boot Pence, too?!?