Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Take on the 5000 calorie President.

Lincoln and Trump, Trump and Lincoln, what a tableau.  The greatest American president looking over the worst one who is looking over 300,000 calories of BigMacs. If this isn't the perfect photo of how the republic ends please send me something better 

Trump tweeted today

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!


Few notes 

- he bragged about paying, likely about $2000, and more likely not verifiable and would only have to because he shut down the government.  


- when the order came in through seamless, you have to think they thought it was a mistake but when they saw it attached to an order for DJT C/O White House they didn't think for a second and said "oh, it's Monday"


- who got stuck with the three dozen filet-o-fish??


- what the hell is a hamberder??


- if Trump is Ronald McDonald, Kellyanne is Birdie the early bird, Sarah Sanders is obviously Grimace, Pence is Mayor McCheese and Stephen Miller is the Hamburglar








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