We out together a cheat sheet
It would be MadDogMattis as he's on his way out and thinks Trump has the intelligence of a fifth grader which is an insult to a bunch of fifth graders. But is think he'd wait till he's fired and then put his name on this thing....after he decapitated Sean Spicer
It's might be General Kelly who would have the ability to influence the most and has shown visible disdain for the president but it seems to easy.
It could be Pence who's choir boy image never quite meshed with Trump. And twitter thinks that his use of lodestar is a dead give away. I think it is just another official trying to throw us off the trail
Maybe it the Big Huck but she's likely too busy chomping down on a burger
It might be Ivanka but she's likely too busy powdering her bush
It could be Kushner but he is a winy wiener
Might be Miller although that would mean he had a decent bone in his body, which he doesn't have
Kudlow could be a candidate but he's been around for a week.
I've thought about the other secretaries but none of them have enough powder to influence all the policies needed to contain the president, like the interior or the EPA alone can't be enough. Maybe it's a concerted effort amongst them all, like Voltron.
So we think it is Kellyanne, the ultimate heel
No comments:
Post a Comment