Take on the budding love affair.

Kim Jong Un and Kim Jong Trump fell in love over a warm (nuclear) fire kept ablaze by the bodies of millions of enslaved and malnourished North Koreans. I am never quite sure what to make of these two playing footsie but I have to admit it's better than the lover's quarrel they had two years ago. At least now the worst thing that could happened is Trump look like a love struck lunatic versus the other option which was basically staring down nuclear holocaust

But this is 2018 and this is our president, a guy who will rip staunch allies and embrace sworn enemies and not think anything of it. Because we all know that the way to Donald's heart is with a few kind words and a box of chocolates.