Take on the Steve Scalise vs Jim Jordan battle

Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan are vying for the speakership of a battle of two of the most uninspiring options the position has ever seen.

I do get that neither one will ever become more than a footnote in history of congress as they are largely forgettable. Jordan will most be remembered for his role with molestation where he stayed quiet instead of doing the right thing. Scalise sadly will be most remembered for something far out of his control.
But the two make their pitch today, which will likely go as well as a republican debate. Doubt either gets enough support to actually win anything.

Maybe the twerp with the bowtie will get the job permanently.