Take on The Little Mermaid

Everybody is pissed off that The Little Mermaid is no longer some weird red headed pale girl and instead now played by a black woman. Halle Bailey isn't the issue with this movie in the slightest, the fact she's making out with some dude who looks like he should be driving a tractor after five Budweisers is what makes this movies creepy. The guy who plays Erik looks like he has a bad opioid addiction and is about as relatable as a prince.

The mermaid looks like she's 16 and the prince looks like a 47 year old father of three who looks like he goes he actually drowns in that sea