Take on the colonoscopy prep drink

Three hours in to my colonoscopy prep and I gotta say this has come more quickly than that bad enchilada in Mexico and more furiously than after those Rocky Mountain Oysters in China. There has been nothing fun about the last few hours and knowing I got another 12 ahead of me isn't sitting well.

I am deathly afraid of straying more than a few feel from the bathroom

God help my family