Take on the lame New Years

Fauci urged Americans to avoid large New Years Eve gatherings and finally there is a time to rejoice. Nothing is worse than New Years Eve and having a drunk Chinese dude pee on your leg, so canceling all of that is just fine by me.

But since I'm 20+ years removed from having any interest in standing in a crowded place counting down till misery, not I'm just not looking forward to getting bombarded with dozens of crappy texts from people I haven there from for 365 days. If only he could ask people to avoid celebrating it all together, I'd really be happy.