Take on the anti vaxxers

Sometimes the Onion just writes itself. Today some random politician who was hosting a big anti vax rally had to step back from his appearance because..he has covid. I get the issue here, they are all so incredibly egotistical that they believe they can't possibly get infected with a virus that seems to have no regard of anything other than people who breath.

But that's where it's most infuriating, those politicians and media figures who go on their anti-vax rants are all earthly and come extend enough to get the best treatment afforded. So they don't physically die…although their soul does.