Monday, September 6, 2021

Take on the next miracle cure

Something tells me that cobra snakes are going to be a good investment. There is some study that shows that some Brazilian viper venom could help combat covid which you know means a bunch of anti vax jackasses from West Virginia are going to be walking around their houses naked hoping for their pet snake to bite them. This is what our country needs, more dumb reasons for people to show up at emergency rooms because why wouldn't we turn away people with legitimate health issues because some moron decided to inject himself with bleach, ats some horse dewormer or tried to convince a king cobra to deep throat them.

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