Take on the obese sickly president

Trump apparently couldn't make it up the normal steps today, so he decided to use the cargo entrance to roll his gigantic ass onto Air Force One. We know he's not doing well and his doctor's proclamation that he has now had two consecutive negative tests only reinforces that three days ago he got a positive test. Which means he was still positive when he returned to the White House exposing everybody involved with his transit.

Anyway, he's three weeks away from the most humiliating day of his life where he will take a beating so hard it will make the Broncos-49ers super bowl look competitive.