Take on fat pale Trump.

Trump looked paler and fatter than usual in his goodbye video which was taken before he departed for Walter Reed hospital. People thought this might be a sign the virus had taken ahold of him, but I figure he couldn't get anybody to put on his orange bronzer and he was having too much trouble breathing to put on his corset.

We wish him well and how he's in perfect health when it comes to November 3rd so he can be in fully healthy when he gets his ass handed to him.