Take on the reappearance of Big Chris

Big Chris is doing his own defense about reopening America's. He went on the air today and dismissed my offered up grandma so he could hit the buffet lines. The problem for Big Chris is that even when we open up the country it will be in phases high risk people wouldn't be hitting Friendly's until like phase 10. Looking at Christie he has to be considered high risk because of his weight, his age, his general (lack of) health, likely diabetes and the fact that Mrs. Christie found him passed out face first in a full plate of pasta last week.

That's a lie, there is no way he'd pass out in a full plate of pasta.