Take on Trump the midget giant

The world watches as our Dear Leader sold out our country to a man who likely has video of him getting pissed on by hookers. Today he tried to walk back his comments with the old "I meant would when I said wouldn't" which is as believable as saying that he's not compromised by Putin at this point.
But what really got to me was how Andre the Giant weird looking Trump is next to Putin. He's got this gigantic head, these weirdly fitting suits and these eyes like he just snorted a line of coke off of a Finnish hooker's ass. He also has these weird shoulders which slope like a Helsinki roof and of course his complexion always makes him look like he contracted some weird face STD.

Glad that we decided this was the guy we want representing our country on a world stage.