Take on the heat

We interrupt our daily attack on our country's well being to comment on the fact that it is 1000 degrees and humid in NYC which means the entire place reeks of homeless pee. Nothing is worse than the stagnant air in the city on a humid July day. The heat from the subway crawls into your toes, the heat from the atmosphere engulfs you and the heat from all the other sweaty people creates a fog of the worst odors of humanity and the only relief you can hope to get is to get the hell out of the city.

We need to stop working in July if for no other reason that there is no possible way to ask 8 million people to put on deodorant

I hate NYC in the summer