Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Take on a deal

My buddy (and occasional relief bitcher) The Bump will often say that if somebody offers you a piece of crap at a 90% discount you are still getting a piece of shit. I have no issues with deals and happily buy $0.99 shampoo, $2 socks or $99 touchpads but when i do my expectations are realistic. As long as I don't mind dandruff, holes and the HP app store, I can't complain but there are certain things you cannot skimp on because they are more life or death and include stuff like condoms, a top QB in fantasy football and sushi cause if you skimp there you'll end up with sores on your junk, your mood in a funk and will find yourself pissing from your trunk

1 comment:

Cathy said...

omg i've totally eaten at those 50% sushi places