Take on the Elon <3 Trump thing.

The Trump-Elon bromance has always felt odd but when one guy can get the other guy huge tax breaks in exchange for some street cred, I guess they both agree. I'm not sure why these ultra wealthy care that much about tax breaks when at some point they have so much they can't possibly spend it even when they have 40 kids.

But the weirdest thing is the way Elon shakes Trump's hand, it's their weirdly effeminate gesture where he turns the palm along Trump to stroke it. It's such an odd visual and thinking of the two of them naked at a Russian bathhouse is something I've now burned into your frontal lobe. I'm sorry.