Friday, November 22, 2024

Take on Elon Musk Apparently becoming the No. 1 ‘Diablo 4’ Player In The World

When I read the headline that Elon Musk had somehow become the number one ranked player on something called Diablo 4, I texted a few buddies with this theory I've been working on.

Is it possible that the world's richest man, one who has every bit of technology, artificial intelligence and manufacturing available to himself, has somehow created human cloning. That may explain how he can somehow appear to run seven major companies, some of which are the biggest in the world. Oh and by the way, he also has time to spend hours trolling on X and still figure out a way to spend what appears to be every possible second as Trump's in person lapdog. This is all in anticipation for his new gig where he will be heading up a new government agency.

My theory is that using Neurolink, he's cloned his brain which they have put into multiple robots allowing him to be in fifteen places at once.

But like Multiplicity told us, he's making a copy for a copy which means the fidelity and quality decreases explaining how he continues to get more and more awful

Either that or he's just paying somebody to pretend he's him on this video game.

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