Take on fat Trump

At this point, the people around Trump have to be getting kind of tired of having to pretend that he still has any value to the Republican Party. Right? He's gotten so grotesquely obese in recent months, he just walks around looking like a giant bag of jello

He's got bigger boos than Melanie, a bigger ass than Ivanka, a more shriveled up penis than Don jr and less muscle tone than Erik.