Take on MTG

MTG is a really unattractive woman, between the three toed feet, the Steve Perry haircut and the fact she looks like she's built like a T-Rex, she's really odd looking. But when we heard she was getting divorced, our first thought was that he husband must be sick of the fact she's an attention whore. Turns out she's been banging a dude at the gym,
Who looks like he had a possum die on his face.

Time to move on