Take on the divorce of the century

Tom Brady went from married to a supermodel and retired to divorced and playing for a 2-2 Bucs team without an O-Line. There probably is more
To the story but the rumors of this split has been circulating for months and fueled by Giselle's not so cryptic tweets

My first thought was he goes from bagging a supermodel to standing at a Fenway bar with Danny Amedola picking up some Boston accented 24 year old who reeks of Marlboros and Dunkin but my buddy said he's probably dying for this opportunity as he gets to go on his Derek Jeter roll here

She's also richer than he is, so he may not lose anything in the divorce and with their money they can easily helicopter in to see his kids anytime

But the one thing that hasn't been discussed are the inevitable slow leaks tarnishing his entire TB12 lifestyle and brand

We are two months from the revaluation that TB12 is all about taking blood out, spiking it with HGH, putting into a centrifuge to dilute, masking with antibody serum and re-injecting while the body is under no gravity in an oxygen infused water tube which counter spins at 6RPM's while listening to Strawberry Fields Forever