Take on the Queensboro bridge

After a whirlwind trip, you make it to the airport at 5:30am for your 7am flight allowing you to catch an earlier flight. A beautiful flight back, lands you in LaGuardia before 9am and the hope of sitting at your desk by 10 seems doable.

And then, for some reason the Lyft driver decides to save a couple of bucks and take the Queensboro bridge which basically means that all the time you saved has now gotten eaten up by sitting in the absolutely most miserable traffic at a pace that I could easily beat by walking with all my bags

I should have slept late