Monday, July 18, 2022

Take on the ultimate white blob

Elon Musk was vacationing in Mykonos and so badly wanted privacy that he decided to force all the tourists on the island to burn out their retinas. I have never seen a whiter, paler, lumpier body than that of Musk who looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. He immediately posted that he was already back at the factory when these leaked where he will undoubtedly go through some additional vitamin s withdrawals.

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