Take on the Don Jr thing.

There are these weird Don Jr vlogs where he complains about the mean media who are out to get him and smear the good Trump name. I can't understand who would watch this to get real information as he looks higher than a kite on the entire segment

But there are a few observations

- he has a folded flag on his bookshelf but we all know that there was never been a Trump who has ever served his country. We know it isn't only for servicemen and women but it sort of is just for fallen servicemen and women.

- he has this weird dildo thing on the shelf below it. Can't figure out if it's a bong or a sex toy

- he does the entire thing with his eyes closed. Sort of impressive if he wasn't drugged up

The Don Jr logo looks like the exact color and font a "we buy gold" ad would have



At some point he'll go to rehab and the. We will be made to feel bad for making fun of somebody fighting addiction and he'll wind up getting sympathy. Just won't be from me