Take on the terrible Team USA outfits.

I watch the Olympic opening ceremonies mostly for the Parade of Nations and continue to be shocked how these countries have four years (five this time) to figure out what to wear the next time and they all come out looking like they are wearing potato sacks.

Every country looks worse than the next and the only thing anybody seems interested in is to see that dude from Tongo
Team USA decided to outdo themselves by making the athletes dress like The Skipper. Every one looks fat and out of shape while wearing a badly fitted blazer, extra tight white pants and a beret because nothing is more American than that.

Looking at these "athletes" it seems the only chance they have to win a medal is if there is a pie eating contest.