Take on the backwards pants thing.

Trump showed up yesterday wearing his pants backwards and everybody went nuts because it proved he had gone senile. Obviously this is possible but putting on your pants backwards would take some serious body contortion to button and zipper them and Trump is a fat slob who likely can't even bend down to see his own penis.

So I doubt this pants thing is the case. What I am certain about is that he's wearing an oversized pair of pants because he has on a gigantic pair of depends. You can't totally blame him, he's 70 and a history of adderall usage so incontinence seems expected and to ask that man to stand up for 2 hours to speak would seem like a urinary challenge.

So please stop saying he's got an early case of Alzheimer's and instead just focus on the fact he pees the bed