Take on the Suez boat

That cargo ship stuck in the Suez canal has a real Mike Myers feel to it. Obviously there was something that caused the boat to get turned sideways which may or may not have been because of a drunk driver but the fact the entire rescue effort seems to limited to a lonely bulldozer and one earth mover thing tells you we will be watching this thing not move for a long time.
I've seen enough already to know that this thing will likely be stuck for year unless they decide to blow the boat up which I expect they will do in the next two weeks