Take on Fat Ted

Ted Cruz doesn't care if you call his wife ugly or his fad a murderer. He doesn't care identify call him Lyon' Ted but he definitely cares about border security.
What he should be worried about is finding clothes that actually fit him, he's getting fatter every time he's on TV, we're talking about the Covid 19 times the Freshman 15.

The entire city of Cancun is happy he didn't stick around long enough to take his shirt off

He's always been a disgusting human but now he also looks totally disgusting