Take on the boat parade

I've been wondering what makes voters such imbeciles when it comes to their political views. It's a weird fraternity of five million dollars yachts, guys in $5k beaters, people who take cruises and average Joe fishermen in a row-boat but they all see to love everything about Trump

But today it all came to a perfect crescendo when a bunch of their boats sank a as they were parading down some river in Texas. I hope nobody got hurt but it's beyond funny to see these Trump flag waving selfish sycophants have to throw their 300 lb bodies into the surf while trying to decide whether to save their youngest child or their box of donuts

Good luck guys, hope you had insurance