Take on the Democratic debate

I don't have cable so can't watch the Democratic debate but thanks to Twitter, I can follow along.

What I can tell so far is that Mayor Pete is having a good night, Biden is lost, Elizabeth Warren wants us to pull out of the Middle East entirely, Tulsi will remove her mask at some point revealing she's Lara Trump, Beto loves his AR15 argument but can't do much else, Booker wants everybody to hug, Bernie is old and crazy and there is some random guy there wearing a plaid tie

Tom Steyer is a billionaire who looks like a cross between Bert and a cactus and is polling at like 0.00001% but somehow he's on the debate stage fighting for equality or climate change or something

But really we want to know how he got past security.