Take on the butt dial.

As an expert of the Butt Dial, I feel for Rudy. I've had a few instances where I've started to talk junk and got caught with my pants down but never as bad -or as incriminating- as Rudy with reporters. Trump's entire shadowy operation seems to leave so many loose ends but nothing could be sillier than the idea of Rudy brining the entire thing to its knees on the back of his gigantic ass making an ass of his gigantic assed boss.
But can you imagine that the most powerful man in the world has left it all in the hands of a guy who routinely butt dials reporters.