Take on Mike Pence’s cancelled trip

Most people are thrilled when Mike Pence doesn't show up for a planned date. Mostly because he a horrible human but also because he looks like he has that old person rotten teeth smell to him

So when he cancelled his trip to New Hampshire after already boarding AirForce Two, there was an audible sigh of relief from the entire state but immediately there was speculation as to why

We're going with the theory that Mother wasn't comfortable with him spending time at a recovery house where he might lapse back into some previously unreported gay-sex meth rage he loved as a young man.
Either that or Trump was about to fire him and replace him with Ivanka. Rumor is that Trump wanted to do the same with Melania