Take on the Facebook outage

Facebook and Instagram were down most of yesterday and employers immediately saw a 40% bump in productivity. There really is nothing better than seeing this behemoth get cut down to its knees and make all the InstaCelebrities miserable. Tons of influencers weren't able to influence which means that people had to choose their own sneakers and eye shadow.

What I'm still shocked at though is that anybody still does Facebook, I know they cook their daily usage numbers by counting people who use Facebook to sign into other apps and they likely are Instagram and WhatsApp numbers to their totals but the idea of Facebook has to be so outdated now. From what I hear the place is a great oral cesspool after the Trump election and there is nobody who does it anymore under the age of 30 which basically makes it a black hole or grandmas, anti-vaxxers and dudes trolling for those same grandmas and antivaxxers.

Please god end this entire misery